Fishing for Catfish

Playing them at their own game

ALISON

Alison told me she was living in Florida Keys, USA - but this clearly shows she wasn’t. The location of Nigeria is confirmed by her phone carrier also being Nigerian.

Below is the full message thread from start to finish - enjoy! Skip to FINAL CHAPTER

Alison

July 11, 2022 7:38 pm

Am sorry my name is Alison and ya have a lovely profile pic do ya care for a moment do ya mind 🙄

Hey Alison... thanks and your pic is pretty cool too

Thank ya I appreciate it

So where..are ya from if do not mind

South East Coast UK- how about you?

It’s really great knowing ya

I’m from Florida I live in key west

Nice... I've been to Saratoga - and Disney/Universal years ago

Wow 😳

It’s really great knowing that

Are ya busy

Out at the pub with my daughter right now. What are you doing?

I’m watching TV

Interesting show?

Yap it’s really interesting 🤔

Cool... what's it abou

*about

It’s a A movie called beyond the light

Don't know that one - who's in it?

It’s Uk 🇬🇧 Movie

Ah... romance drama... gotta say probably not up my street. But enjoy 😉

Haha it’s really great

🤣😎

Why are you laughing

It’s real fun right

That's what I meant really... not laughing at you

Apologies accepted

😎 cool

Are ya....at home now

Just jumping in the car now to go home

 

Okay hit me up when ya..are home

Back home now... How's the movie going?

It was...so so romantic and It was really a love caring 🤷♀️ Powerful drama

Hmmm - still not my kind of movie... we all have different likes though

I know it’s really different

And if may ask Which of the movie do you like tell me about it I really love too known

Got to say I like horror movies... anything written by Steven King, for instance...

Woo

Ya.....are really a brave kind ya know that

I write horror stories too - they're on Amazon

It’s great

🥰🥰🥰

There's a link to my website on my profile... got some of my stuff on there if you want to read something...

Something like??

Short stories on all sorts of topics... mostly dark... take a look at michaelgharris.co.uk and click on 'The Books'

I’m doing that right now

And I love it

😘 thanks

You are such Amazing person

Aw shucks ma'am ☺

It’s really amazing 😉

Thank you 😘 that's nice to hear

Ya are really welcome

I'm gonna have to get some shut-eye now... it's late over here... been great chatting with you 😊

Good night

Sweet dreams

Thanks... you too. Will catch up again soon x

Okay I will

🥰

I have a moment with ya here

Thank ya for being there for me

July 12, 2022 1:54 pm

Good day to ya

Hiya... I'll get back to you in a little while... tied up at the moment

It’s right then

just have a nap 😴

Hey... did you have a nice nap? I'm free for a little while now...

Yeah I do have a lovely nap here and ya

I had some business to deal with... sorted now.
           Do you work at all?

Yeah I do have a little bit work here as a makeup artist

That's cool 😎

Thank ya

Are ya busy there

Just taking a break and chilling for a little while

Wow that’s great 😃

And is your daughter

No - she's at work until later tonight

Okay

What type of work do ya doing

I've just started writing a screenplay based on somebody's book

Really

For sure

It’s right then

So how is work going today

I spoke to the author today to explain how I've started the screenplay... I'm only a few pages in so far - got a way to go yet... 🙂

So how are ya gonna do with it then

Hard to explain... I have the manuscript of the book on one screen and write the screenplay version on another screen. Have to                decide what to cut out or could end up with a five hour movie!!

I have to let ya sometime I guess

Do ya mind

Not sure what you mean...

I mean if I should give ya a moment

Ah got it! Yep - I'd better crack on with some more writing.
            I can catch up later on if you're free

Okay 👌 hit me up when ya done with it satay safa

😎😘

Is that a yess

That's a yes 😘

I got it now

Be careful

You too

Replied to you

You too

I will be

see ya then

July 12, 2022 10:01 pm

Hello dear how ya doing today

are ya busy

Not right at the moment... got a lot of writing done so chilling now

It’s

right then

😊😊😊

What are you up to then?

am outside with my dogs now

Nice... what dogs do you have... can you take a pic of them. We lost our dog last year 😪

so...sad sorry it’s really a ya know

Took a while to get used to not taking him out for a walk

😭😭😭
Sad

Am sorry dearly

Thanks... just got three cats now. What do you dogs look like?

the’re keeping me busy right now I wanna take them home now I don’t like it......the’ar not listening to me

That's dogs for ya, huh 😅

am going home now

☹️☹️

OK honey - catch you later 😘

Okay I’ll hit ya up 😒

😘

I’m here now

How are ya doing today I hope ya had a great day

It's been a very productive day.🙂 Got to be up early tomorrow so need to get my head down... gone midnight here 😌😘

I’m really gone miss ya

Good night then sweet dreams

I'll miss ya too - catch up tomorrow. Sweet dreams to you too when you get to sleep 😘

So cute

Sweet dreams

👄

💋

have a lovely night

kiss 💋 kisses 😘

🥰🥰🥰🥰

July 13, 2022 8:03 am

You too honey 🥰

Wednesday 2:51pm

Good morning 😃 how... was your night going

Hiya... I'll catch up with you shortly 😘

Yeah
How are ya doing

Busy busy! 😅 Been writing for hours... Time for a break and a cup of tea haha

How about you? What's happening your way?

I’m just help my mum to make breakfast 🥞

That's good of you 😘

Yeah thank ya

Do you have any work on today?

Yeah l,ll

Cool... I'll let you get on with your breakfast and catch up later on 😘

Take care of yourself I will miss ya 😊

Bless you... enjoy breakfast x

It’s really lovely here 😊

Do you have a garden? Yard?

Nope

            That's a shame

Haha 😂

It’s really

Wow 😳 it’s really lovely

Thanks 😁 I've just got to pop out for a few minutes... back in a while

I’m glad to ya

Hit me up when ya done with what ya doing dearie

Here I am... brain ache from all the writing... 😅

How is it going over there 😊

I'm cracking on with the screenplay... the weather is a bit cloudy but really hot... getting on for 90°f
            How are you doing? 😊

I’m so great 😀

😊😊

have time to it dearie

How about sending me a new pic... it'd be nice to see you 😘

promise to a good and carrying man

😊😊

I'm always good and caring 😘

Is that a yess

That's a yes 😘

It’s right then

❤️

Lovely 😍

Ya...are the face person to see it dearie

Thank you 😘

Ya welcome 😊

🥰🥰

Wednesday 7:34pm

Hello dear

Hey babe... well that was a funny busy couple of hours! I picked a bowl of raspberries in the garden and made that into jam,                   wrote some more, then the cat came in and told me there's a stranger in the garden... the neighbour's dog, caught her and took                her back, then made dinner and ate it!!
            You been busy?

It’s really funny 😄 dearie

That what I thought 😁

It’s great dear

What have you got on for the rest of your day?

It was cool dear

Are you busy?

Nope

Are ya...at work now

No - chilling at home... but I work from home too 😅

I’m so missing ya

🥰🥰

How are ya doing

I'm cool. How about a chat on the phone - I'd love to hear your voice 😘

I’m having a internet problem here dear

Oh - that's a shame 😔

Why dearie

am sad 😞

I spend a lot of the day writing - it would be nice to talk to you 😘

Same here too

Are ya busy

🙄🙄

Just trying to record a bit of guitar for ya...

😯 wow

Trouble is I can't hold the mic button down and play... and can't attach a sound file 🙄

Really

Oh well... when you've got your Internet problem sorted we can work it out... 😘

Okay dear 😊

💋💋

okay my mum is here she works at the hospital 🏥

Does she... I bet she had to work hard during the pandemic

I understand what I mean ya ll not understand me dear she always help me out with that may times

What I meant was the hard work done in hospitals with Covid over the past couple of years.

she don’t tell me about her yourself you know is crazy and lovely sometimes she said that I’m just like my Dad but I understand what she means by that 💋🥰

Haha 😘... I'm glad my daughter is more like me than her mum... she was not nice...

She is......so troublesome I mean

she love saying that girl looks like mummy but I don’t look her

Luckily Beth doesn't look like me haha - but she was in Miss British Isles last year ... made me very proud 😘

Wow 😳

I have to go out now to pick her up... I'll catch up with you when I get back home. 💋

Okay take care of yourself 💋

Thursday 12:15am

Hey... how are you doing?

Am good and ya

Good - but I must have just nodded off haha 😄

Oh really

have ya get her
🥰

Oh yes - I'm in bed watching TV now... Guess I'd better get some sleep 😴 😘

I’m gone miss ya

Aw bless you... I'll miss you too. Catch up tomorrow. Sleep well when you hit the sack... 🥰

it’s right then 💋

Night night 💋

💋💋💋

💋💋💋

Thursday 4:33pm

Hey there

Hiya honey... sorry, I was in the middle of writing a scene... how are ya doing?

Am good and ya

Yeah... just taking a little break from the writing... to write to you funnily enough! 🤣
            You're gonna have to get your Internet fixed so we can speak, honey 😘

I don’t have cash to fix it dearie but don’t worry about it I will see to it 😊

😎😘

😊😊😊

what are ya up to

Cup of tea 😅 I'm English, after all haha. Giving my brain a rest 😘

It’ right...then 🥰

Do ya miss me dearie

Sure... wish I could see more of you, honey 😘

Got to pop out for a while... I'll catch up with you later, honey 😘

It’s right then take care of yourself 😊

💋💋

Thursday 7:05pm

Hit me up when ya done ✅ 💋

Hiya 💋

Friday 12:14am

How are ya doing

Hey there I’m miss ya

Friday 9:04am

Hey babe... my Instagram crashed... then I fell asleep 😴
            Hope you're having sweet dreams... catch up later 💋

Friday 2:48pm

🥰🥰🥰

How are you doing 🥰

I'm good - how are you 😘

Am good dearie

I miss ya

🥰🥰🥰

How is work going today 🥰

😘😘😘

Cracking on with it 😘 what have you got on? 🥰

Hmmm

Nothing much really

So just chilling then...🥰

I do miss ya more honey 🥰

What do you think of us honey

I'd like to see you or at least speak to you to find out more about you 🥰

right then

I do want to see ya too sweetheart 🥰

maybe we can see to that what do you think sweetheart

Sounds good to me, honey 🥰

Yeah honey 🥰

So can we video call? 🥰

do you really need me honey

because I’m really serious right now I wanna take my time and have a moment with ya honey I am having internet issues when I fix it we can do anything you want

I'd love to get to know you 💋

I do love knowing you too honey

I feel different about ya honey but you won’t believe it if I say it honey

🥰🥰

That's sweet... say whatever you want, honey 🥰

promise me that you are going to be there for me honey I don’t want to be huts anymore 🙂

I won't hurt you 🤩

promise me honey 🥰

I promise 💋

I won’t hurt you too honey 🥰

I will always be loyal too ya honey

I need to know you 🥰

It’s right then 🥰

I've just got to sort out a quick bit of business, sweetie, I'll be back soon 💋

Love ya

🥰🥰

Love ya too 😘 💓

are you done ✅ with your business honey 🥰

Yeah - a client I had to sort out 🥰

right honey🥰

🥰🥰

So just relaxing for a while before I have to do some more work 🥰

Okay 👌🥰

You're a sweet distraction, honey 🥰

Oh really honey 🥰

Love 😘ya 🥰

Got any new pics you can show me honey 😍

Yeah honey

Beautiful 😍 I'd love to see more of you babe 😘

Same here honey 🥰

❤️

I’m chatting with my laptop at home my phone is gone I wanna change it honey 🥰so I can do what I want to do with you need me to do 🥰 The phone issue is too much honey

Replied to you

Lovely 😊

Thank you... not as nice as yours though 🥰

why are saying that...too me honey

Your pictures are better than mine, of course, lovely girl 😍

but I said that I love it 🥰 honey

I know - and I love yours too ❤

don’t say that again honey promise

Qk sweetie... love ya ❤

it’s right love ya too 😍

I've got to cook up some dinner now, honey, ill catch up with you later if that's OK 🥰

It’s ok honey 🥰

love ya 😍

Love ya too 🤩

can you cook honey 🤪

A bit... 😅

Haha

😛😛😛

that so greatful of ya honey

Come on over and I'll cook you dinner 😅

when do you want me to come over honey I mean it 🙂

😛😛

Am hungry right now honey 😍are you not done with it 🥰

Come on over right now then... if you like a good old English sausage, egg, beans and home made chips!! 😅❤

❤️

😋 delicious 😋

have your lovely dinner honey 🥰

Saturday 3:40pm

Hey baby... you OK? 😘

Saturday 10:48pm

Hey honey

it’s not ok but am good how are you doing honey I miss ya 🥰😍😜

Sunday 12:11am

Glad to hear from you, honey, but I need to get up again in 6 hours so really gotta get some sleep 😴
            I'll catch up with you tomorrow, babe 🥰

right honey 🥰

Sunday 9:56am

Good morning honey 😘🥰

Good morning, babe. You're awake early 🥰

🥰🥰

am laying in bed honey I am feeling pains right now since yesterday 😭

I want to go for a medical check up it’s really serious pains

😱 oh no... sorry to hear that... what sort of pain?

honey it’s really painful 😣 I have to get early to the hospital and know what is the problem with me honey

Of course... I understand. Is this something you've had before or is it new? 🥰

I don’t know honey 😞it’s driving me crazy out here honey and it’s just me and the dogs in my house I’m calling 911 now honey I am dying

.           Where are mum and dad? If you're on your own you need to get on with calling 911 and get to hospital, honey 😘

I’m doing that honey 🥺 and they said 15 minutes

Ohh God😢honey is painful and am getting cold 🥶

Try to relax honey, breathe slowly and keeled wrapped up if you're feeling cold. Get to hospital then... let the doctors sort it.

** keep wrapped up 🥰

Ohh God
honey 🥺

I'm still here for ya ❤

thank you honey for being here with me I really love you 😍

I love you too and want you to get better soon 💋

they’re here now honey 🥺 when am in the hospital I will tell you how is going honey I love you 😘

Let me know... love you ❤💋

take care of yourself honey

You too baby 🥰🥰

Sunday 1:23pm

😞 doctor said During his checking up , He said its my Menstration time But i have went through alot of stress which makes me me loss alot of blood during my menstration, He checked me out and said i have lost so much blood and its very dangerous for my health. He enlighten me about Bleeding and Menstruation Bleeding. He asked me to get these drugs so i can get back on Feet..I have being feeling pain and my eyes are read and am weak Now Baby., I know you would help me out..You are the only one i have and i know you will never let me down I will always appreciate anything you do for me,,Here are the Medical Drugs that he asked me to get ..🥺🥺🥺

Wow! Well the good thing is that it's fixable. You need to eat vegetables with iron... like spinach and broccoli too... that'll help.                 Keep hydrated with water and fruit juice.
             Sending love and hugs 🥰❤

Clopidogre Medical Drugs Used for Pain Releif...120usd
Headache Rele
Super Energertic Blood Tonic,....100usd

Nonsteroidal Anti-inflammatory Drugs (NSAIDs). Nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drugs (NSAIDs) block prostaglandins, the substances that increase uterine contractions. They are effective painkillers that also help control the inflammatory factors that may be responsible for heavy menstrual bleeding......180usd
Total......320usd

and I don’t have much money here now I only available cash with me is...... 150usd

🙏🙏🙏

Let me see if I can come up with a plan... my bank is frozen at the moment because of some suspicious activity.
            Leave it with me, hon ❤

please honey I will de very happy and appreciate it honey

What could help in the meantime is aspirin - which is a NSAID, and freely available over the counter - and will act as an anti                    inflammatory, reducing uterine contractions, and help with headaches too.

Also over the counter Iron, Vit B, Vit C and minerals as a liquid which only costs a couple of bucks 🥰

I have to shoot out in a moment to pick up Beth. I'm glad to hear that we can get this all under control and get you well again,                 hon xx❤️

Ok 👌 honey

hit me up when ya back love ya honey 🥰

Will do... love ya too ❤

please honey
try get me out of here love you more 🥰

Sunday 7:49pm

Hey honey

How are you doing honey talk to me 🥺

🥺🥺🥺🥺

Sorry honey, I'm out and about with Beth at the moment... it's Pirate Day in town - happens once a year - I'll send a pic in a mo              🥰
            Hope you're feeling a bit better... take some aspirin, it'll help.
            I'll catch up when I'm back home again, love ❤

it’s ok honey take care love ya 😍

Sunday 11:01pm

Hey Ali, hope you're feeling OK now. I've just got home and I'm knackered! 🥰
            I'll catch up tomorrow - got something that I think will interest you.
            Get a good rest, love ❤

Monday 12:06am

Ok 👌 then

I ll miss ya honey 🥰

Monday 10:14am

Hope you're feeling better, honey ... ibuprofen is another good NSAID you can get over the counter cheaply.
            I worked with pharmaceutical companies and doctors for about 10 years and learnt a bit from that time!
            It's gonna be really hot here for the next couple of days... over 100°F - so probably have to head for the beach and jump in the                sea to cool off!
            I'll catch up later babe 😘 ❤

Monday 1:12pm

Good morning honey 🥰

honey to pay for my bill in the hospital I wanna go home honey

Please honey help me out here please I don’t what to do anymore I only believe in you with my heart ❤️ you are my only hope honey help me my love 😍

Hey honey, I'm out right now. When I can ill call into my bank and see what's happening with the account. Like I said they've                 frozen it at the moment which they investigate some suspicious activity. A cheque was cashed by somebody else so they're                     trying to track that down and stopping anything else going out fraudulently.
            I'll let you know how it goes.
            Can't your mum and dad help you out, honey? 🥰

have a mum but she is living with someone else Downtown Miami

told you about it she is crazy honey

and my dad I only have is picture and told me that he was a good man I never see him in my life I don’t like telling you this are so bad honey

the hospital was just get me a breakfast for me now I am. I am so hungry right now honey

have a lovely day honey

Enjoy your breakfast honey... let me see what I can do with my bank. Until I have that sorted I don't have any money myself 😪
           I'll catch up later, babe 💋

Okay honey

take care of yourself honey

Monday 6:14pm

Hey honey 👋

I’m...missing ya honey 💋

Monday 9:56pm

Hey babe, got back late, then had to rustle up some dinner and do some work on something... 😘
            How are you doing now, honey? 🥰

Am good honey 🥰

I'm glad to hear that 😘
            It's been really hot here today - 100°f what's it like with you? 🥰

am lovely honey and very cold too 🥰

am getting strong honey 🥰

That's good news! And I'm hoping to give you some more good news tomorrow honey 🥰

Ohh really honey 🥰

I really appreciate everything you have done for me honey ya make me happy every time even when am sad ya always be there for me I really appreciate it honey

Happy to hear that, babe. 🥰 I don't want you being sad. Gotta get some shut-eye now but it's still very hot... you chill, honey,               and we'll see what tomorrow brings 💋❤

am very happy today am not crying anymore I’m just getting back to my feet honey 💋

I love ya honey 💋

Love ya too ❤💋 night night my lovely 🥰

Good night honey 💋🥰

Am going to miss ya honey 💋💋

Still be there for you honey 🥰

ya have to relax honey 💋💋

have a nap for tomorrow honey 💋💋

Yeah... gonna shut my eyes and drift into dreams 💋💋

💋💋💋

I love ya too am gonna dream about ya honey 💋🥰

See you in dreamland 🤩💋❤

❤️

💋💋

See ya too 💋💋

Yesterday 12:20 PM

Hey honey

Good morning honey 💋💋

Hey babe - good morning to you 💋

How... was your night going honey 🥰

Very nice thanks... some lovely dreams before I had to wake up 🥰

I really love that honey 🥰

How about your night 🥰

am right honey Aww

are ya at work honey

I am - but funnily enough I was just thinking about you 😍

right then 💋 what was that honey

What I was dreaming about last night, honey 🤩

Wow 🤩

can you tell me about it honey 🥰

Oooh... I can't write it here... if only I could send the images in my mind 🥰❤

that sounds lovely honey 💋🥰

It was 🥰 but I'm getting too distracted now from my work... gonna have to get back to you later honey 💋

It’s right honey 💋

Yesterday 7:12 PM

hey honey

Yesterday 8:12 PM

just gonna miss ya honey 😇🥰

🥰😍💋

Hey honey 🥰... I'll be with you shortly - just got to finish something off while my mind is on it 💋

ok 👌 honey 💋💋

take care of yourself honey 💋🥰💋

Yesterday 9:52 PM

Hey honey... that took a little longer than I thought!! How are you? 🥰

I’m right honey

and how are you doing honey

It's been a busy day! 🥰

right then 😊

Have I ever told you that I work with a US model agency, honey?

Nope

I'll try to send a screenshot that might interest you...

https://screenshare.pics/B6YWDP.jpg                      This was the Grabify link which got the IP address

Okay honey 💋

Am very happy 😃 right now honey I don’t know why honey 🥰😍

Me too... but I've just had a phone call and have to dash out, honey.🥰 Not sure how long I'm gonna be... might be late so will               have to catch up tomorrow. 🥰

right honey 🥰

take care of yourself good night I may say honey 💋💋

I will be living the hospital tomorrow honey no plans for me anymore honey 😭

Good to hear you're coming out of hospital. Let me know if there's anything I can do, honey 🥰 but really gotta dash now. Love             ya ❤

Am right🥺

12:57 PM

Good morning honey

How are ya doing honey

Hey babe - good to hear from ya 😘 are you back home yet, hon?

Am on my way home honey

but I have bills to pay honey ya promise to help me out honey

Am on my way home honey 🥺🥺

Aw that's good to hear honey🥰
            I've got some really great news for you 🥰 but I'm really busy right now.
            I'll get back to ya when I'm done with work... and a deal 😍❤

Ok 👌 honey

Don't worry - it's gonna be fine, honey 💋

I,ll believe that honey 💋

hit me up when ya done with your work love ya 💋🥰

Love ya too - and will do 💖💋

just try and help me out honey I love ya too 🥰💋😍honey                               KEEP SCROLLING FOR THE FINAL CHAPTER!

Hey babe - Here's the great news! I can get you a modelling deal which will start off paying $3 - $5k for shoots - and can soon               go up higher. I'll be taking 15% of that so I'm prepared to invest in you. Set yourself up an Amazon account, if you don't already             have one, and I'll send you the voucher code to deposit $1000 for you to get a couple of new outfits for a photoshoot. I'll also set             up a PayPal account in your name with $300 you can access so you can pay for the promo photoshoot. If you need anything for             travel expenses just let me know.

            I'll take 50% of the first $3000 to get my investment back and then the 15% after that.

            This could be the start of something big for you, honey... I've been working on it for a while after seeing your photos and                       chatting with you. I believe you could have a really great future and want to be a part of it with you ❤️🥰

6:51 PM

Yeah honey 💋

Great news huh honey? 🥰 Give me a day or so to get the finances sorted... as long as you're up for it, of course 🤩💋

anytime honey

When are ya sat honey

Have you got an Amazon account honey?

I don’t have that

If you set one up... go to Amazon.com and create new account... I can send voucher code you can add to the account. Then                  you'll be able to get a couple of new outfits for the promo photoshoot - I'll tell you more about that later on...
            It's going to be fun and make money at the same time! What more can you ask??? You'll be making great money and I'll be                     getting my cut and we'll be working together ❤

Seen 16m ago

I have got it

Then

Brilliant! Well done, honey 🥰 I'll get the $1000 voucher tomorrow and send you the code so you can add it to your Amazon                  account. You could start looking at outfits ready for when the money hits the account 🥰❤️

Am waiting

Patience darling ❤️ I'll get the voucher tomorrow 😍🥰

Seen 5m ago

right then 🥰

4:23 PM

Hey

Hey honey - I'm back

I've got the Amazon voucher if you're still up for the modelling deal, honey 🥰

I want to see it then

I want you to promise that you want to go ahead with the modelling

Yeah honey

Here's one dress I looked at

tell me about it honey

I found it on Amazon and thought it would suit you, honey

And this is another one... they're about $400 each - what do you think of them... although you can choose your own when I send the voucher 😘

Let me understand honey

Like I said before I have a contract with a modelling agency in US which can make you $3 -$5000 per shoot... I'll represent you              and take 15% commission after I have my $1000 investment back.
            Are you happy to go ahead? I have the voucher here, honey 🥰

Yeah honey

Just promise me you'll go ahead with the modelling, honey - we can both make good money honey 🥰

I promise honey

💋

Do you recognise this Ayanmo mi?                                          Yoruba is the national language of Nigeria

                                                                      #9. Ayanmo mi(my soul mate)

This is a picture of Ibadan, Nigeria where the IP address indicated her real location.

How does it feel to be catfished? This is what you're doing to people - I know you're in Nigeria scamming people. You are not                Alison - how about Jose Luis? You should get a proper job.
           I've know all along and been playing with you in the way you play with others haha

Nothing to say now???

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